There are 2 guys I will be talking about. We’ll see Hardy (the fatter guy) first and Laurel later.
Right. Now, I honestly believe Johny Bravo stands in a league of his own (you deserve it, DUDE).He’s just the guy you need to see when you’re depressed. One look at his face and you think “I must be happier than him”. He’s probably the only guy in the world who could behave in any 1 of the following ways, forget all:
burst with joy on getting a girl’s number, and show it.
call a round table conference of all friends and discuss what to type in “that first message”.
neglect all advices and send her a message asking “how was your test” and end it with “if you don’t like it, i will never message you again”.
beg your friends to send her a rose on V-day in your name. later get cold feet and shout “it was all his plan”.
carry her on your head and then complain “who do you think you are to sit here?” send her an sms regarding the same.
reject her orkut friend request on the above grounds. change your orkut name to “wasted 16 days for s”
waste 2 hours of your friends’ time to justify that you did it all to improve your communication skills.
send her a friend requst yourself……………………….tell her you didn’t mean any of it!
Maybe Will Smith will choose him as a co-star in case there is a sequel to Hitch. Meanwhile, Johny’s had more milestone experiences looking for a partner.
There’s a lot more about this guy, like his Super Ex-Orkut Profile. To summarise:
about me: I want to be cool but now I realise that I am ok as such.
passions: I want to be a teacher in Bansal classes.
movies: all the movies of srk.
idea of a perfect date: to share each others views (as if you had any) with a cup of tea (sasta aur tikao).
from my past relationships I have learnt that: tis better to have loved and lost
than to never have loved at all.
A few of these samples can still be found on his profile.
He can also be “threatening” at times which is shown by the following scrap he sent me:
tune bongo babu ki friend ko chura liya, main tujhe chhodunga nahi kutte.
We move on to Sleeping Beauty, who must be losing sleep nowadays in order to slap his juniors enough, I suppose. I wish he applied his trademark “ichcha nahi ho rahi” here too, but then, MP ki unity aur parampara nibhane ke liye kya nahi karna padta. After all, its for their own good, nahi to sir ko Google mein jaate dekhte reh jaoge. Place hona hain ki nahi? We could actually use your ragging style as a tourist attraction, you know, like a man sitting on a bed of nails. This is actually tougher. You’ve got to tell them “mazaa aa gaya, sir!”.
The techniques used by this great son of Mother India (and his forefathers) were derived by taking the core principle of every martyr. baap makes betas run a race, slaps the winner and then teaches him the importance of unity, so that everybody runs together in the next race. That takes care of Gandhiji’s soul. And the perseverance you show in getting in those slaps should make Bhagat Singh proud of today’s youth. So if TOI comes out with something like (B)eat India, you should know better than to take part, for the eventual winners are surely these guys.
So that’s it for now. Next blog: My Super Ex-Hostel.
Karthik u rockkkkk………..